Right I've got to tell you a story There's a story about a bunch
Of people who maintain and keep it real For anyone who's ever
Smoked draw around the back of their gran's house or somewhere
Where they shouldn't have done it 'cos they migth get in trouble
With the authorities It's the Goldie Lookin Chain
Yeah big respect to anyone who got alloy wheels or a nice fcukin
Silver BMX, wears fcukin chain, knows the fcukin score, smokes draw,
This ones out to you man fcukin safe - respect
That's right man I fcukin met him a couple of years ago, right I
Was down at Avana bakery(1) I was working there for quite some
Time and erm I hooked up with em like and pretty fcukin safe like,
Fcukin GLC crew, safe
(Rapped)
We're back and we're in demand
Im fcukin dangerous and Im armed
Like Arnold Schwarzenegger out of fcukin Commando
You know we're gonna show you the fcukin way
The GLC way
You know can't fcukin go 'cos you wanna stay
And listen more to the GLC so you knows the score
I once knew sicko's, pedo's, dirty perv's
Now all that stuff just gets on my nerves
Now I've read the word and seeks redemption
But for this album I'll make a fcuking exception
(Chorus)
To all the homeboys workin in Argos
To all the razz kids in B&Q
To all the bad boys working in Aldi
This goes out to you
Some of you people have never seen it before
Some of you people have never even smoked draw
Some of you people just don't understand
Two Hat's is back and he's on remand
Now Im back and Im on the streets
Im that mad fcuker that beat up your Nan
I hide behind cars and lorries and jeeps,
Hiding from the law when they clean the streets
He hates society and he's on remand
He's back on the streets, he's got a cosh in his hand
He went to the big house for stealin from the shop
And going home and rubbing sandpaper on his Dad's cock
He took one trip and lost his mind,
Now he endded up doing serious time
Got raped by Mr Big in the showers,
A man who wears pajamas that are covered in flowers
Chorus x2
Some of you people have never felt the need,
Some of you people have never smoked weed
Spreading the word and sowing the seed
I'll come to your house with cider and speed
(?) Got a week in T-pow and greeted with silence (?)
But that's because I was in for domestic violence,
Had to do a bit of community workshop,
So I laid down some beats and done some Newport Hip-hop
I loves beatings, I loves to fight
Sometimes I get locked up for the night
The Five-0 said like the GLC tune,
When they let me out, I went for a greasy spoon
Two hats when down for a plastic bag,
That was full of sex mags that P-Xain had
Made him self with a Polaroid camera,
And illegal access to a 6 foot black mamba
I swiped out in court for doing an assault
I blamed on the devil and the occult
The voices in my head to me to do a beating
I got community service fixing central heating
He got a letter from the DSS the other day,
He opened and read it and said "fcukin no way"
The busted him for being far to clever,
Pictured him going to court, he said "never"
I got done for trying to rob a Spar
Instead of selling drugs down Newport Fish Bar(2)
I got locked in the cell with a bloke called Dell
He tried to touch my cock and my gold chain as well
Going down town with my mate Bone Thugs
Got a move fast and score some drugs
Got fifty quid to spend on the draw
But I might get pissed and spend 20 on a whore
Designed to hurt you, I've got a new invention
Like Roger Taylors hair my legs create some tention
Some of you know me, some don't have a clue,
I got eight shellsuits and my fravorit is blue
Chorus x2 with voice over
(you knows it)
(GLC style)
(Goldie lookin chain)
(Safe as fcuk)
(You Knows it)
Fcukin razzle dazzle for the year 2000 plus 2
SAFE
If the chain be gold looks wicked in the mirror man
Fcuking safe as fcuk man
You can nick anything man, serious like from the Wyvale garden center