Once upon a time at the foot of a great mountain,
There was a town where the people known as Happyfolk lived
Their very existence a mystery to the rest of the world
Obscured, as it was, by great clouds
Here they played out their peaceful lives,
Innocent of the litany of excess and violence that was growing in the world below
To live in harmony with the spirit of the mountain called Monkey was enough
Then one day, Strange folk arrived in the town
They came in camouflage, hidden behind dark glasses, but no one noticed them
They only saw shadows you see, without the truth of the eyes
The Happyfolk were blind

Falling out of airplanes and hiding out in holes
Waiting for the sunset to come, people going home
Jump out from behind them and shoot them in the head
Now everybody dancing, the dance of the dead,
The dance of the dead the dance of the dead

In time, the Strangefolk found their way into the higher reaches of the mountain,
And it was there that they found the Caves of Unimaginable Sincerity and Beauty
By chance, they stumbled upon The Place Where All Good Souls Come to Rest
The Strangefolk, they coveted the jewels in these caves above all things,
And soon they began to mine the mountain,
Its rich seam feulling the chaos of their own world

Meanwhile, down in the town, the Happy folk slept restlessly, their dreams invaded by shadowy figures digging away at their souls
Every day, people would wake and stare at the mountain
Why was it bringing darkness into their lives?

And as the strange folk mined deeper and deeper into the mountain,
Holes began to appear,
Bringing with them a cold and bitter wind that chilled the very soul of the Monkey
For the first time, the Happyfolk felt fearful,
For they knew that soon the monkey would stir from it's deep sleep
Then there came a sound, distant *at first, that grew into a *castrophony so immense,
That it could be heard far away in space
There were no screams
There was no time
The mountain called monkey had spoken
There was only fire
And then,
Nothing

Oh little town in USA, the time has come to see
There's nothing you believe you want
But where were you when it all come down on me?
Did you call me, no