Yuppie's guppies safe and sound
Ribbons in their hair
Only problem what they found
Choosing what to wear
Moaning groaning run around
makes it all okay
Not so easy

Trudging through the frozen tundra
Nothing new to us
Digging out from ten feet under
Never cause a fuss
Lately we can't help but wonder
Everything's a pain
Life so easy
Shoes hit piece of meat

We'll show ya
Heads up
We know ya can't take too much

Welcome to the Gorky Park
Everybody's coming to it
Don't be frightened of the dark
Everybody's gonna do it
Welcome to the Gorky Park
Everybody's gonna be there
Leave your problems bring you heart
Leaping freaking scream and shout
Order of the hour
Anything to let it out
Plug in to the power
Never swallowed by the crowd
Opened night and day

Just that easy
Wham bam thank you ma'am