You dirty old man now you know you got it
Once you've caught it, nothing can be done
It's fatal and it's fast so look back into the past
Realize you're not the only one
You cannot escape the fatal illness
You realize there's nothing you can do
Took you by surprise won't leave you till you die
There's a fuckin' fatal illness on you
Poor big fat Al
With a fatal illness on his hands
Too late for him now
At least he understands
IT'S THE END (8x)
Doctors told you everything about it
There's no cure and now you are going to die
Take the time you've got and smoke a lot of pot
Have a fucking party to say goodbye
Way big fat Al
With a fatal illness on his hands
Too late for him now
At least he understands
IT'S THE END, don't you know that (5x)
End, end, end