Hey man them ain't high heel sneakers and they sure don't look like cowboy boots
and that rock-n-roll your playing and it sure ain't country or rhythm and blues
Your singin' a song about making love to your drummer Well gay guitar pickers don't turn me on
and we don't all get into Donna Summer Do you happen to know any ole Hank Williams songs?
Cause you see I'm a dinosaur I should have died out along time before
Have pity on a dinosaurHand me my hat, excuse me man but where's the door?
It used to be I had alot of fun in this ole hangoutWe get stone at the jukebox and stay out of fights
Now and then light alittle smoke in the truck out backOh then alittle ole Jim Beam and we'd get right
You know these flashin' lights they sure make me dizzy and this disco is very strange to my ears
It looks like they've turned the LongHorn into a spaceship and I'll be leaving as soon as I finish this beer
Cause you see I'm a dinosaurShould 've died out along time before
There's a whole lot of dinosaursGive us our hats,excuse me man but where's the door?
Get us our hats, excuse me man,where's the door?