So you don't shoot up
and you don't smoke weed
but it's suddenly okay to do the deed
follow your thing around all day and night
looking to get laid by anything in sight
wasn't this supposed to be a call to arms
against anything that will do us harm?
be sure to go vegan and yell protest chants
but you can't keep tall tommy in your pants
BRING BACK THE THIRD X!
It's painful for me to watch you live this way
treating your body like a used Chevrolet
you don't smoke and of course you don't drink
but it's okay, "at least you can think"
scene sex is fine if you're in a band
as long as an X is drawn on your hand
your edge is straight but your vans'-a-rockin'
to bring back the X WE'RE COMINGG KNOCKIN!
BRING IT BACK GO!