There's a smell you can't find nowhere else
It's sick and sweet
If there's a hell that's sent that there will dwell
Getting sugar from a sugar beet
Well, all the way through clay county, 29, to grand forks that ranked perfume
Yeah, she's up in Kandiyohi
The long distance makes here memory grow weak
You don't believe what you said
The truth will make you swear a blue streak

Yeah, I hear she's engaged
I didn't mean to ruin you week
But you won't like what you find there
Kandiyohi
Yeah, all your letter they're unopened
And all your calls are going unreturned
Yeah, you think you'd get the picture
Oh, man you'll never learn
Well, i tried to warn you
You drive there to find out just the same
Yes, you will
You won't like what you find there
Kandiyohi---Kandiyohi

Angels above, drive the devil down below
Yeah, you pray that you have her
now she's starting to show
Well, I hear she's getting married and moving up to Fargo
But, you won't like what you find there
Kandiyohi---Kandiyohi, HEY