We interrupt this program with a special bulletin:
America is now under marshal law
All constitutional rights have been suspended
Stay in your homes
Do not attempt to contact love ones, insurance agents or attorney's
Shut up
Do not attempt to think or depression may accure
Stay in your homes
Curfew is at 7 PM sharp after work
Anyone gaught outside of gates of their suveillance sectors after curfew
will be shot
Remain calm, do not panic
Your neighborhood watch officer will be by to collect urine samples in
the morning
Anyone gaught intefering with the collection of urine examples will be
shot
Stay in your homes, remain calm
The number one enemy of progress is question
National security is more important than individual will
All sports broadcasts will proceed as normal
No more than two people may gather anywhere without promission
Use only the drugs prescribed by your boss or supervisor
Shut up, be happy
Obey all orders without question
The comfort you demanded is now mandatory
Be happy
At last everything is done for you