Well, you know how it is
There's always too much beer to fit into the fridge
But you never seem to have enough to eat
And the food stamps, they get cut in the next week
Well, you know that I hate a lot of things
But I also hate a lot of other things! Oh, yeah!

Well, I've been feeling cold since September
Ain't that just the winter,
Ain't that just the weather
I'm picking out the habits to keep me warm
Cause you call this a season, I call it a snow storm
And I know that everyone's waiting on drugs,
But I'm just
Waiting on you waiting on drugs! Oh, yeah!

I put cream into his coffee
And he looks at me, so seriously
He says if anyone should ask, he takes his coffee black
If anyone should ask
If anyone should ask, he takes it black
If anyone should ask

So I think about how I hate a lot of things
But I also hate a lot of other things! Oh, yeah!