(Verse #1)
Today is not my day,
my clothes have all shrunk and my stockings have a hole
(Bridge)
Clothes just aren't my thing so I just laugh
and don't care, but
(Chorus)
Trouble with clothes today
I'm having trouble with clothes today
i won't have my way
when I'm having a problematic clothes dayyyyyyyy!
(Verse #2)
I can't pull off my jacket
and I can't find my slippers
random clothes are the only thing
that make me want to sing!
(Bridge)
I hate dresses
they are such messes
and they make me have
(Chorus)
(Verse #3)
But tommorow I shall shop
but then I'll drop
because my budget is ever thin so
Ending
I shall pay my clothes awayyyy(fades)