I saw it on a cereal box,
'said it costs just three mere bucks
I shipped it off with seven tops,
and waited by the mail
In seven weeks it finally came,
I ripped the box without no shame,
I turned it on, it fell apart but that was just the start
I know the time is right,
won't let the chance go by
I'll give it one more try before I send,
before I send it back
I met her at an Eastown bar,
I knew it wouldn't go real far
I called her up, we had a date, another after that
Then there was a sudden change,
the silly girl forgot my name,
I knew it was just all her game but it could not be the same