Welcome to the planet Earth Welcome to the USA
Time to get in line so we can CLASSIFY you
Want to be a human, but we can't seem to think that way
So instead we'll cut you up and try to divide you with
LABELS! (They want to give me)
Am I a man? Or a crayon? Do I look like a man?
Welcome to your brand new job Happy now that you're a slave?
Please fill out this form so we can CLASSIFY you
Think you're an employee, but numbers soon replace your name
Put the check inside the box so we can divide you with
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I want to be a human, but you can't see past my hide
I'm being Classified