Meet a girl I met Carolina
Her parents jumped off Niagara Falls
She broke her hips when she was a baby
trying to hop the Berlin wall
It's not that she's anti-American
although she shot a mayor at nine
He looked just like the prez on TV
she didn't know in '63 he had died
Does she think this world is all wrong
Does she think I'll rob her and run
When I ask her she gets her gun
and simply says scat boy scat scat
But isn't it a wonderful world Carolina
Look at the birds in the sky
Jehovah made this whole joint for you, Carolina
and isn't it so wonderful to be alive
So original in her black lipstick
listening to some obscure band
But isn't she pissed that all the other non-conformists
listen to that same obscure band
That's OK she's helping the enviroment
by sipping pure water and such
Then she screams we better start thinking about the ozone layer,
while tossing out a styrofoam cup
Does she think this world is all wrong
Does she think I'll rob her and run
When I ask her she gets her gun
She simply says scat boy scat scat
But isn't it a wonderful world Carolina
Look at the birds in the sky
Jehovah made this whole joint for you, Carolina
so isn't it so wonderful to be alive
Real deep s*** on her mind
"Let's kill the world, take over everything"
She says, "We dont need politicians; they breed mistrust,
and as a matter of fact did you steal my purse?"
Yeah, but isn't it a wonderful world Carolina
look at the birds in the sky
Jehovah made this whole joint for you, Carolina
so isn't it wonderful to be alive
Huh isn't it beautiful to be a
Isn't it wonderful to be alive
F*** yeah, it's so wonderful I feel like
Dying Smiling