I don't know why these girls (yo) be bitchin on me(now girls)cos it's just the same and i don't give a damn about them

Verse 1
Alicia she was stupid actin like she had no mind went to ask me what's at the back of my jeans, funny my gold sign and now she laugh shoppin for double but i'm sure that her brains were planted inside her chest

Lisa from Miami she kinda had a clue, but she was a gold digging bitch this is how i knew 'You don't mind me askin, i'm not being rude Are you a bawler?' just cos i'm lookin at evisu?

And evertime i put the crystal out, Melissa would start dehydrating and like there was a draught it was like the killer bottle was glued to her mouth Shame she couldn't f*** like that, but she went down south

Emma from Texas, she rides horsies, gone towed in and reallt liked me, we chatted for a while and wot i could'nt believe, all she thought that came from England was the Queen and tea!

Amy said she'd teach me bout the birds and the bees but i told her small axes chop down big treesi left her in a daze in her own world and taught her one more thing ACTION SPEAKS LOUDER THAN WORDS!

Chorus
I don't know why these girls be bitchin on me cos it's just the same and i don't give a damn about them

I don't know why these girls be bitchin on me cos it's just the same and i already have a girlfriend

I don't know why these girls be bitchin on me cos it's just the same and i don't give a damn about them

I don't know why these girls be bitchin on me cos it's just the same and i already have a girlfriend

Verse 2
I pulled up in a Porshe to pick up Caroline, as soon as she jumped in all i saw was pound signs in her eyes On the way to the club, i had to do a U-turn after she asked me how much money do i earn?!

Sherie she was smart, knew what she was lookin for But i clocked onto her play as i walked through the front door A messed up house, full of sreaming kids I weren't the fool to take her for her excess luggage

Sarah had to fez she called me Trino my nickname for her was Mrs Dolcherini Things got on top and i had to leave I weren't gonna hide under the bed from her boyfriend Steve

A violent chick went by the name of Simone, who practised Karate and Ti-Kwon-Do, and everytime we argued it would get outta hand She'd try to beat me up like she was Jackie Chan!

Chorus
I don't know why these girls be bitchin on me cos it's just the same and i don't give a damn about them

I don't know why these girls be bitchin on me cos it's just the same and i already have a girlfriend

I don't know why these girls be bitchin on me cos it's just the same and i don't give a damn about them

I don't know why these girls be bitchin on me cos it's just the same and i already have a girlfriend

I don't know why these girls be bitchin on me cos it's just the same and i don't give a damn about them