The army's on ecstasy, so they say
I read all about it in "USA Today"
They stepped up urine testing to make it go away
'Cause it's hard to kill the enemy on ol' MDMA
Said the King of Contradiction to the Queen of Mystery
The Prince of Paradox, he dogs me like a flea
So I'll set my troops upon him and bring him to his knees
When all is said and done I'll pick a flight with the Chinese
The Queen she stared him long and hard and then she softly said
"I'll rub you down with linseed oil to ease your throbbing head"
She slipped a note into an apricot and then threw it to the whores
The jester read the words, "Something wicked this way roars"
The army's on ecstasy, so they say
I read all about it in "USA Today"
They stepped up urine testing to make it go away
'Cause it's hard to kill the enemy on ol' MDMA

The price they put upon the heads of folks with poignant views
Would be better spent on the children without shoes
And when the King condoned the actions of the liar
He forgot to weight the awesome power of the village crier
The army's on ecstasy, so they say
I read all about it in "USA Today"
They stepped up urine testing to make it go away
'Cause it's hard to kill the enemy on ol' MDMA

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