(voice) Flying somewhere nice sir

Yeah, FALARAKI
As we takes off, to Ibifa, all our thoughts of love are fillin'
the air
As we heads out to Ibifa we said "cobblers to our troubles and cares
When we gets there to Ibifa, we'll get legless and drunk out
of our brains
We'll get demented, we'll get arrested And probably all end up
in chains

And if I meet her in Ibifa, I'll tell her she's the love of my life
And if I meet her in Ibifa, I hope that she don't look like the wife

Ow, I sees enough of her in the house

We'll go clubbin', we'll go drinkin', we'll go mental and we'll
dance throught the night We'll grab somebody, without drinkin'
And probably end up in a fight

And if I meet her in Ibifa, in the moonlight we'll walk hand in hand
And I'll surprise her in Ibifa, when I gets out my spade and plays in
the sand Behave there's kids listening

In Ibifa, they likes to mingle, everybody joins in the dance
In Ibifa 'ewe senses tingle, as 'ewe takes a shot of finding romance
'Ewe chats a girl up, 'ewe buys her bevies, 'ewe starts to think 'ewe
finally bald Then her brother gets all heavy and comes along and
knocks 'ewe out cold

Ow that hurt

If I meet her in Ibifa I'll love her anyway that I can
We'll be so happy in Ibifa just as long as she don't tell her old man

He ishe got hairs on his chest like a busted couch

We'll be so happy in Ibifa, we'll never ever wanna go home
'coz on that dancefloor in Ibifa, 'ewe can swill 'ewe Y-fronts out in
the foam

Saves on the powder

When I get back from Ibifa, home to all my troubles and cares
I'll get arrested at the airport for something that I forgot to
declare

Typical

Now my times up in Ibifa, I'm coming home and I'm off my head
When she sees me, the wife will kill me, she thinks I only popped out
for bread

When I met her in Ibifa, I knew that there was love up for grabs
And on that seashore in Ibifa, we went fishing then went looking
for crabs And I caught 'em

When I met her in Ibifa, we held hands long into the night
In the moonlight in Ibifa, that's where I had such a terrible fright
It's the wife

Now my times up in Ibifa, i'm coming home and I'm off my head
When she sees me the wife will kill me, she thinks I only popped out
for bread

And next year in Ibifa, I'll behave myself and I'll use my head
And if they throws me out of Ibifa, I'll have two weeks in Butlins
instead

I'm going home, I've had enough

(voice) Got anything to declare sir

Yeah, I'm absolutely FALARAKI