Arizona curled up with California, then she tried to hide the whole thing from New Mexico, who knew before he saw them making out in Yuma that she had been loving someone new
But California, not California
How could you?
The bully loved her cactus, the underdog her pine
But she would only love one at a time
New Mexico has always hated California,
and though he knew that Arizona wore the pants,
he got loaded and he started throwing punches
The poor Injun never had a chance
Scissors cut paper
Paper covers rock
Rock crushes Scissors
Scissors fall apart