There's only one way to settle this, we're gonna play worms Armageddon
Oh you're gonna pay for taking the piss out of my mum
Here comes the buffalo of lies, I'll spray that blowtorch in your eyes
I'm gonna make your worms scream and cry for that comment you made last night
Ooh I don't really the vibe of these cartoon graphics and the fake aquatics
Ooh I don't really like the feel of this bubbly rubble and this plastic trouble
This is the best way to settle this, with a round of worms Armageddon
Oh you're gonna pay for making a pass at my boyfriend
So here comes my expertise in physics in your face man the bazooka will hit it I'm gonna make your worms shit a brick for how sly you were last night
Ooh I don't really like the way I'm always blowing myself up when I wanna be on top
Ooh I don't really like the style of your victory dances and your smug old glances
Get your lob on
Cheeky flocker
Oldest swinger in town
Fast, pink and hard
Hallelujah