Announcer: Parlez vous Francais? Non Then you need
The all-new International Log Just pull it's twig and you'll turn
Your log into a talking tree fluent in five foreign tongues
There's French
French Sexy Girl: Allez-vien mon coo-coo!
Annoncer: German
German Guy: Raspeduch, strudel
Annoncer: Spanish
Mr House: Las cucarachas entran pero no peuden slair!
Announcer: Svenish
Sven: I am a bearded lady
Announcer: And of course New York - ese
New York: Hey, can't you see I'm walking?
Announcer: Yes, log All nations love Log So, hurry now
To your local store and be the first in your country to have the
International Log
Singers
What rolls down stairs,
Alone or in pairs
Rolls over your neighbor's dog?
What's great for a snack
And fits on your back?
It's Log! Log! Log!
It's Lo-og, it's Lo-og
It's big, it's heavy
It's wood!
It's Lo-og, it's Lo-og
It's better than a bad
It's good!!!
French Girl: Tout le monde aime le Log!
Sven: Yah It's really fun
New Yorker: I got your Log righ here
Singers
Everyone wants a
Everyone needs a
You're gonna love it
Log
Mr Horse: Yes sir, I like it!