The sun is up, the sky is blue
There's no one here, just me and you
This would be such a perfect moment
If you were breathing
The birds are whistling in the trees
And there's a gentle summer breeze
It's a lovely day, so please
Would you start breathing?
Our picnic started really well
I made you peanut butter sandwiches
But you forgot to tell me
You're allergic to peanuts and sandwiches
It's quite a shock, but all the same
Now I get twice as much champagne
And that should take away the shame
Of abducting you in the first place