Cookie Monster: (Shouting) Wow, look at all these books! Me no seen so many books before!
Librarian: Shhhh!
Cookie Monster: (Whispering) Oh, yeah, yeah, right
(Cookie walks toward the desk, and stumbles over something You hear a metal container falling over)
Cookie Monster: (surprised) Whoop!
Librarian: (Quietly) Quiet, please
Cookie Monster: (Whispering) I did not see de wastebasket
(Librarian sort of nods, and goes back to work)
Cookie Monster: Uh, Sir Sir (Librarian looks up) Could you tell me what you doing with all these books?
Librarian: Well, this is a library We have all kinds of books for people to read
Cookie Monster: Really? Well, me want book about Little Red Riding Hood
Librarian: All right (Gets up to go get it)
Cookie Monster: And one box of cookies (Starts looking around)
Librarian: (Stops in his tracks, and looks at Cookie) (Pleasantly) Maybe you didn't understand You see, this is a library We only have books; we have no cookies
Cookie Monster: Oh, yeah, yeah, right Well, me want book about nursery rhymes
Librarian: All right (starts off to get it)
Cookie Monster: And one box of cookies
Librarian: (Sharper than before, yet still pleasant) We don't have cookies! We only have books Just books, no cookies
Cookie Monster: Oh, right Uh, me want picture book
Librarian: Picture book (Starts off)
Cookie Monster: And one box of cookies
Librarian: (He's infuriated now, and starts breathing heavily, and yelling) How many times do I have to tell you WE DON'T HAVE COOKIES?! WE ONLY HAVE BOOKS! YOU UNDERSTAND?! JUST BOOKS!! BOOKS!!!
Cookie Monster: (Calmly) It OK, no need to get excited, me not fussy, just give me box of cookies
Librarian: NO!!! WE DON'T HAVE COOKIES!
Cookie Monster: (After a pause) You know what? Me get the feeling you only have books
Librarian: THAT'S RIGHT, JUST BOOKS!
Cookie Monster: Me got it now OK, OK (Clears throat)
Librarian: (Calms down for a second) Fine Now tell me, (stresses) what do you want?
Cookie Monster: Me want BOOK about cookies
Librarian: Fine, that we have, a book about cookies, good! (Starts to get up)
Cookie Monster: And a glass of milk
(Ending music of two notes plays, Librarian sighs a couple times, and tips over in his chair You hear the wastebasket falling)
Cookie Monster: (Looking over edge of desk) Book about cookies and a glass of juice?