Let me tell ya a little story about a guy nobody knows
He's the one wearing green with a baseball cap
An underrated Itie, if I ever saw one
He can kick your ass in seconds flat

He jumps a little higher than his older brother
But because he's younger, gets much less respect
The princess she is always saying thank you mario
Even if it's not him who saved the day this time

L-U-I-G-I better than the average guy
And Mario he can just go home
Cause I know I can do it on my own

I've heard a bunch a people say he's green with envy
But the only thing he wants is the credit he's due
'Cause he's taller and he's skinnier and he's much more handsome
Why's he always stuck with toad instead of princess peach?

L-U-I-G-I better than the average guy
Mario he can just go home
Cause I know I can do it on my own