(from the motion picture "The Graduate")

We'd like to know
A little bit about you
For our files
We'd like to help you learn
To help yourself
Look around you All you see
Are sympathetic eyes
Stroll around the grounds
Until you feel at home

And here's to you, Mrs Robinson,
Jesus loves you more than you will know (Wo wo wo)
God bless you, please, Mrs Robinson,
Heaven holds a place for those who pray (Hey hey hey, hey hey
hey)

Hide it in a hiding place
Where no one ever goes
Put it in you pantry with your cupcakes
It's a little secret,
Just the Robinsons' affair
Most of all, you've got to hide it
from the kids

Coo coo ca-choo, Mrs Robinson,
Jesus loves you more than you will know (Wo wo wo)

God bless you, please, Mrs Robinson,
Heaven holds a place for those who pray (Hey hey hey, hey hey
hey)

Sitting on a sofa
On a Sunday afternoon,
Going to the candidates' debate,
Laugh about it,
Shout about it,
When you've got to choose,
Every way you look at it you lose

Where have you gone, Joe DiMaggio?
A nation turns its lonely eyes to you (Ooo ooo ooo)

What's that you say, Mrs Robinson?
"Joltin' Joe has left and gone away" (Hey hey hey, hey hey hey)