There's a cat on the counter
He's making a sandwich
It's kinda weird but the strangest thing is,
He's not my kitty but he looks like he knows what to do
So I said hey kitty would you make me a sandwich too

The meat's in the in the fridge, I'll have bologna,
hold the mayo, mustard only
a little butter, put it on whole wheat please
Forget about the pepper, you know it only makes me sneeze
AH CHOO!!

Chorus:
Well I've eaten lunch with a real cool cat,
not many people can say they've done that,
where he came from, I don't have a hunch,
But man that deli cat makes a tasty lunch

I sunk my teeth into that brown bread,
I took a sip of milk and I said,
“You're sandwiches taste mmmmmmgood”
He winked at me and said “They taste just the way they should”

Chorus

Now we had such a good lunch that day,
we get together on every Wednesday,
Me and that cat got a real sweet deal,
I buy the food and he prepares the meals

Well I've eaten lunch with a real cool cat,
not many people can say they've done that,
where he came from, I don't have a hunch,
But man that deli cat makes a tasty
He makes it OOO so tasty
That deli at makes a tasty lunch

(Sit Boo Boo sit, good cat)