One day I bumped into this big shot TV guy I know
He said I'm really desperate, would you like to host a show?
I sez I'm kind of busy here, saving the world from crime
But is the money's right then buddy show me where to sign
(Show him where to sign)
I knew I'd need some co-hosts, or I would surely fail
I remembered I had Brak and Zorak locked up in my jail (HELLO!)
I told them all about the show they were happy as can be (Yeah right)
The show is Cartoon Planet, and the rest is history (re-re-re-re-re!)
Cartoon Planet, starring me (And me, and me!)