Yo, i used to be in love with this girl named jill
I know why, because she had the butt like that of a hill
But you couldn't tell me nothin, cause jill was number one
Cause to me, oh my god, how she made me come
I shoulda knew the consequences from the get-go
She would use me like a puppy from a pet show
But like a fool in love i fell for her game
But ah - i got mine everytime i came
You know the place, flatbush avenue
Where i first met the hoe, i said, "yo, haven't you
Been around before, did we get down before?
I forget, but i bet i met you in a store
Mickey d's - yeah, now i remember"
She said, "that was for school, i needed money in september
Cause i'm a member of the booster squad"
And i was thinkin to myself: i knocked her boots so hard
That's just what i did, until we had a kid
Now the bitch got half my money, plus the cri
Plus the car, plus the limo with the bar
But i guess that's what you get when you're livin like a star

Livin like a
Livin like a
Livin like a star

Every day i wake up, i take up my pen
I write a dope rhyme, then i stretch and bend
And i excercise, wipe the boogers out my eyes
And so on let me go on to the surprise
I'm chillin in my couch in a slouch-like position
Thinkin of a way to spend the day like fishin
Nah - dairy - yeah - cheese
Yo, that's the way to go, but no polly-o, please
Picked up the phonebook, lookin at the pages
Lookin at the star rating right beside the ages
Looked under 'x' for 'sex' and saw stacy
Yeah, you know the one that we call dick tracy
Yes, i think that she can solve my case
So i call her on the phone, she was home alone

She said, "come over to my place, ic