here comes willy, he thinks he's a car
he's not all there
he's all arms and legs flailing in the air
wave to him and he beeps back
he throws it into overdrive
you can eat his dust
(ch)
willy the car, he can really move
he's got something bad under his hood
step of the curb, he'll run you down
willy the car, he's a bad mother fucker
he'll race you, your sister and your brother
only one thing gonna slow him down
he's the fastest man in town
there's willy again making his crazy sounds
i saw him ten blocks away
and he beat me home
no one knows his secret and no one asks
'cause willy the car will kick your ass