I wish I could make music like that but I'm glad I can't
Sometimes you gotta love the simple sound of an amp
The crack and the pop is what makes the music hop
A click-track playin bounces titties to watch
Everything is better when it's perfectly pitched
Digital technology will make you rich
Now where is Millie Vanillie now that we got this shit?
I'm gonna slap a hoe and I'll maybe slap a bitch
With these cool sounds it don't matter what you say
It's down and true even if it ain't real
'Cause I hurt myself today
To see if I still feel
The needle skips and scratches the song
You can make music if your pitch is wrong
Just grab a buddy and sing along
'Cause if we get together then we can't be wrong

So, the more we get together together together
The more we get together the happier we'll be
'Cause your friends are my friends
And my friends are your friends
The more we get together the happier we'll be

Now let's get drunk and sing out-o-tune
Blame it on the alcohol like the jaimie foxx dude
This music's much better with a bottle of booze
But if you make it sober then there's no excuse

Chorus:
If I sound bad then I'm proud of it
Don't have to use equipment to sound like shit
LA LA LA LA LA LA LA Another Out-O-Tune Hit
Buy my fuckin' album and make me rich
And I promise I'll make another Out-O-Tune Hit