Nick Reynolds/Bob Shane/John Stewart

I got a gal, she's ten feet tall, sleeps in the kitchen with her feet in the hall Honey, let me be your salty dog
There was two old ladies sittin' in the sand, each one wishin' the other was a man Honey, let me be your salty dog

Chorus:
If I can't be your salty dog, I won't be your man at all Honey, let me be your salty dog

I smile when you go into town Now I'm sorry that your car broke down Honey, let me be your salty dog
You told me that your wheel was broke Now I'm sittin' with a broken spoke Honey, let me be your salty dog

(Chorus)

I love you in blue and I love you in red but most of all I love you in blue Honey, let me be your salty dog
Floatin' down the river on an old oak log What the hell's a salty dog? Honey, let me be your salty dog

(Chorus)

I think we better call this the end of this song 'cause it's a-getting' too damn long Honey, let me be your salty dog
Honey, let me be your salty, honey, let me be your salty, honey, let me be your salty dog