Mason Williams

LUNCH TOTERS:

How about them lunch toters, ain't they a bunch? Goin' off to work a-totin' their lunch
Totin' them vittles Totin' that chow Eatin' it later Totin' it now
Look at them lunch toters, ain't they funny, some use a paper sack, some use a gunny
Them food frugal lunch toters, ain't they wise? Totin' their lunch made by their wives
How to be a lunch toter, if I may emote it Gitchy wife to fix it Go to work and tote it!

STAMP LICKERS:

How about them stamp lickers, ain't they champs? Drool, slurp, slobber, lickin' them stamps
Lickin' them green stamps, lickin' them blue Lickin' that paper Eatin' that glue
Look at them stamp lickers, ain't they gung ho? Lickin' them thrift stamps with they tongu-e-o
Them lolly goggle stamp lickers, ain't they a rage? Stickin' them licky stamps on that page
How to be a stamp licker? Don't need a ticket Get a stamp or two, juice up and lick it!

THEM HORS D'OEUVRES:

How about them Hors D'oeuvres, ain't they sweet? Little piece of cheese and little piece of meat!