We are the TMB party
It's election time for an election rhyme,
Vote for us and you'll be just fine
We'll welcome you with a cheese and wine,
Or kill you kids if you decline
We have some things to promise you,
We're making buses baby blue
Red's so last year and as for Big Ben,
It's time for you to join 2010
Gordon Brown can't brake it down
David Cam can't do the running man
Who's the other one?; I think it's Nick Clegg
Nick Clegg, Nick Clegg, Nick Clegg, Nick Clegg, Nick Clegg,
Nick Clegg, Nick Clegg, Nick Clegg, Nick Clegg, Nick Cleggy in the house
We are the TMB party
Come-a, Come-a, Come-a, F**k around with me
We are the TMB party
Come-a, Come-a, to our house party
We are the TMB par-tay
We're the only party that has a DJ
Who's in the house? Weed in the house
We in the house of Parliament
F-f-f-So much spending tax payer's moneys,
We'll buy cars, cigars, and hot honeys
I could have a mote around my estate
We could sit around, have a mass debate
The prime minister, ever so sinister
Words like a trigger, I'm verbally bigger,
But not in my figure, go figure the size of my lunch
The taxes I munch and the credit I crunch
I'm the chancellor of the exchequer
I write checks to make things better
If you do wrong I'll write you a letter
I'm the chief secretary, to the Treasury
Got a second house in the Grand Canaries
If you got probs then bitch be wary,
I could put you in the obituaries
We are the TMB party
Come-a, Come-a, Come-a, F**k around with me
We are the TMB party
Come-a, Come-a, to our house party
We are the TMB par-tay
We're the only party that has a DJ
Who's in the house? Weed in the house
We in the house of Parliament
Who pays for houses like this?; You do
Who like picnics?; We do
Who built this monstrosity of a ferris wheel?; Not us
Rubbish is literally littering the streets; Bin it
TMB: one, litter: nil
We are the TMB party
Come-a, Come-a, Come-a, F**k around with me
We are the TMB party
Come-a, Come-a, to our house party
We are the TMB par-tay
We're the only party that has a DJ
Who's in the house? Weed in the house
We in the house of Parliament