Children are lovely, before they get ugly
and learn to do bad stuff
Flowers are pretty, before they get shitty
and they rot and turn to dust
I hear that life is a wheel and you can't make it stop,
if you try, it'll flatten your head
It's a circle of shit, we're in the middle of it,
but soon we'll all be dead,
like everybody else that's ever lived before,
the things you make fall to the floor
And nobody knows how hard you tried,
it's been that way since the start of time
There was a caveman did some amazing thing,
but nobody here gives a fuck
And in a thousand years they'll feel the same,
towards all the things you've done

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So don't worry what might give you cancer,
stay up nights just wanting answers,
it's a crapshoot but it's mostly crap
Things start out they're so terrific,
they'll fuck up, it's scientific
Entropy and uncertainty won't yeild to you
or you

Look at the sight of a beautiful night,
it's a feeling that's so divine
Gets sucked down the toilet,
and something will spoil it,
with the good times left behind
Don't try to figure out who's at fault,
powerful forces abound
Like a twig on a river in the universe,
tomorrow you'll probly drown

So don't worry if it is a tumor,
all this will be over sooner,
just a crapshoot but it's mostly crap
Things start out they're so terrific,
they'll fuck up, it's scientific,
entropy, and uncertainty won't yeild to you,
or you

And all the things that matter most,
disappear,
here's a toast
To erosion, and corrosion,
old-timers and pain
Don't try to figure out who's at fault,
there's powerful forces at play,
and if you lose your legs and have to beg,
it's really all the same

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