Baby, before I hang around this old
Moldy, mildewy and crappy scene
Scene holding hands with you
There's a whole list of things
You're gonna have to do

Jump off the Empire State
In a paper sack
Talk lovey dovey to a camel
Scare the hump off his back

Get the Queen of England's
Golden shoes
Put 'm on your feet and
Sing the St Louis blues

Look here

Seven days a week with you
Is more than I can handle
Seven nights of love and
Dirty laundry on your floor

Baby, I can see this whole thing
Heading into trouble
I'm out the door

(CHORUS)

I'm not your man
Cause you're looking for a hero
Baby, it ain't me
I'm not your man
I ain't nothing to hold on to
Baby, I ain't what you need

It's easy being here
But I've got ground to cover
There's nothing you can do
To make me wanna stay

Though I've been here awhile
Don't think that I've stopped moving
I'm on my way

(CHORUS)

I might be a clown but I can
Get down on my guitar
So here you are

I'm not the one you're gonna
Take home to your daddy
I'm not the one to sit around with
Making plans

I'm not the one you're gonna
Settle down and marry
I'm not your man

I'm not your man
Cause you're looking for a hero
Baby, it ain't me
I'm not your man
I'm not the one you wanna cry to
Baby, in your sleep

I'm not your man
Cause you're looking for a hero
I'm not your man
I ain't nothing to hold on to

There ain't no tomorrow baby
There's just right now
(I'm not your man)
You know you got to have some fun
While you still know how
(I'm not your man)

Do a monkey chasing line
Up a coconut tree
(I'm not your man)
A sweet little angel
I ain't ever gonna be
(I'm not your man)

(I'm not your man)
(I'm not your man)
(I'm not your man)
(Not, not, not, not, no)

(I'm not your man) no way
(I'm not your man) like I said
(I'm not your man) look here
(Not, not, not, not, no)

(I'm not your man) no way
(I'm not your man) no