Hey man, what's goin' down
Come on in, let me pour you a round
There's nothin' up in this ole town
What's new with you
Oh well, I'm doin' just fine
Any better, I'd probably die
Just lettin' off a little steam tonight
Should I make it the usual

Oh, yes sir, make sure it's a strong one
I come here to have fun
Can you help a brother out tonight
Oh, you bet, you came to the right place
Buddy, why the long face
Is this old world not treatin' you right
She's leavin'
I don't need another reason

Hey man, sorry 'bout that
I didn't know or I wouldn't have asked
Let me get you another glass
On the house
It's alright, you couldn't have known
What's the hell, just let her go
I'll be better off on my own
Here's to wakin' up lonely, yeah

Oh, yes sir, make sure it's a strong one
I come here to have fun
Thanks for helpin' out a brother tonight
Oh, you bet, you came to the right place
Ah, who needs 'em anyway
There's plenty else to make a man cry
She's leavin'
I don't need another reason

Hey buddy, it's closin' time
It's really late, can I get you a ride
Come on back here anytime
And tell me what's new with you