let me tell you about a girl i know,
Had a drink about a hour ago
Sitting in a corner by herself, in a bar in downtown hell

She heard a noise and she looked through the door
And saw a man she'd never seen before
Light skin, light blue eyes, a double-chin and a plastic smile
Well, her heart raced as he walked through the door
And took an empty seat next to her at the bar
"my brand new car is parked right outside how'd ya like to go for a ride?"
And she said"wait a minute i have to think"
He said, "that's fine may i please buy you a drink"
One drink turned into 3 or 4 and they left and got into his car
And drove someplace real far

Now babe the time has come
How'd ya like to have a little fun?
And she said" if we could only please be on our way, i will not run"

That's when things got out of control
She didn't want to, he had his way
She said, "let's go"
He said, "no way!"
Come on babe it's your lucky day
Shut your mouth, were gonna do it my way
Come on baby don't be afraid,
If it wasn't for date rape i'd never get laid

He finished up and he started the car
He turned around and drove back to the bar
He said"now baby don't be sad, in my opinion you weren't half-bad"
She picked up a rock,threw it at the car, hit him in the head ,now his got a
Big scar
Come on party people won't you listen to me
Date rape stylee

The next day she went to her drawer, look up her local attorney at law,
Went to the phone and filed the police report and then she took the guy's ass
To court
Well, the day he stood in front of the judge he screamed, " she lies that
Little slut!"
The judge knew that he was full of shit and he gave him 25 years
And now his hearted is filled with tears

That night in jail it was getting late
He was butt-raped by a large inmate, and he screamed
But the guards paid no attention to his cries

That's when things got out of control
The moral of the date rape story, it does not pay to be drunk and horny
But that's the way it had to be
They locked him up and threw away the key
Well, i can't take pity on men of his kind,
Even though he now takes it in the behind
Date rape

She didn't want to take it!