I've always had
A thing for Star Trek Conventions
I need a man with a comic book collection

Lord of The Rings
Is my favorite type of Role Play
Don't want an Aragorn, I want a young Gandalf The Gray

I fantasize
About the Michael Phelps of Ping Pong
Someone who memorized all of The Pokemon Theme song

He's in the elite
As one of the Star Trek Fanclub chiefs
But secretly he has a stash of star wars boxer briefs

CHORUS:
He's a
Womanizer womanizer womanizer womanizer
Ooo Ooo
A womanizer womanizer womanizer womanizer
Together well discuss
HTML
And C++
Uh Huh
A womanizer womanizer womanizer womanizer

He's got me rocking
Like Stephen Hawking
Check out his hard drive
Sets me to warp five

Verse:

He's highly skilled
In the art of drawing anime
And he has an extensive selection of
Action figures on display

He's employee of
The month for tech support repair
He's a World of Warcraft expert
Beating Magtheridons Lair

I dream of him
Hooking up my ethernet cable
And whispering in my ear
Elements of the periodic table

I'm picturing
A gaming headset in his hair
And sexy safety goggles on
As he builds
A robotic office chair

CHORUS (2x)

Don't need a jock
I want a spock