Shotgun Willie sits around in his underwear
Bitin' on a bullet and pullin' out all of his hair
Shotgun Willie has got all of his family there

You can't make a record if you ain't got nothin' to say
No, you can't make a record if you ain't got nothin' to say
You can't play music if you don't know nothin' to play, come on

Shotgun Willie sits around in his underwear
Bitin' on a bullet and pullin' out all of his hair
Shotgun Willie got all of his family there, yeah

John TFour was workin' for the Klu Klux Klan
Yes he was the six foot five John T was a hell of a man
Made a lot of money sellin' sheets on the family plan

Shotgun Willie sits around in his underwear
Oh, bitin' on a bullet and pullin' out all of his hair
Shotgun Willie got all of his family there

I said, Shotgun Bobby, Shotgun Willie
Shotgun Bobby, Shotgun Willie
Shotgun Bobby, Shotgun Willie
Shotgun Bobby, Shotgun Willie
I'm Shotgun Bobby, I'm Shotgun Willie
I don't really care, who cares