By order of the King of the United States
It is now illegal to dance in this place
Please do not dance
By order of the Law of Coincidence
It is now illegal to sing and dance
Please do not dance

This is a story about love and glory
Everybody's doing it now
Break the law Break the law
It's mandatory for love and glory
Everybody's doing it yeah
Break the law Break the law
Break break break the law
Break break break break break the law
Break the law

By order of the King of Reality
It is now illegal to live for free

Please do not dance

This This This
This is a mystery about the end of history
Everybody's thinking it now
Break the law Break the law
It's mandatory for love and glory
Everybody's doing it yeah
Break the law Break the law

Swing your partner round and round
Break the law and hit the ground
You don't need no alcohol
Break the law and crawl the wall
Dose--ee--doe and yes means no
Break the law and go go go

By order of the Law of the Nightly News
It is now illegal to tell the truth
This is a story about love and glory
By order of the Law of Your Mom and Dad
If you feel too good then you've been bad
Everybody's doing it now
Break the law Break the law
According to what your teachers taught
You are not allowed to think these thoughts
It's mandatory for love and glory
By order of your evil alter ego
Your own brain is now illegal
Everybody's doing it yeah
Break the law Break the law

By order of the Queen of the Earth and Sky
Break the law Break the law