Old people talk loud WHAT?
Old people smell bad WHAT?
Old people walk slow WHAT?
Old people complain
They wouldn't know their names it it weren't on the check,
Tie up traffic in their Dodge Swingers,
Child proof caps are a problem with arthritis,
They're just too senile for anything else
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Spend their golden years walking the dog
Get their foodstamps, buy Geritol,
Stay up late nights, pop Sominex,
You lived your lives why don't you just go die
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