When you need more for Christmas
Than candy canes and toys
I'll deliver something
to help fill up your void
there are no elves or raindeer
working at this pole
but if you've been a good girl
I'll warm you in the cold
Stockings arent the only things
Hung this holy night
I'll make sure your Christmas is white
I got a special package
For you to unwrap
Then I'll shower you with more gifts
From my giant sack
Just think how much better off you'd be
If everyone could get some Scottie underneath the tree
In the Christmas spirit
I even visit jews
and put the joy of Christmas
Deep inside of you