They caught and drowned the front man
Of the world?s worst rock & roll band
He was out of luck, because nobody gave a fuck
The jury gathered all around the aqueduct
Drinking and laughing and lighting up
Reminiscing just how bad he sucked, singing

Throw him in the river
Throw him in the river
Throw him in the river
Throw the bastard in the river

And way up in the sky,
Is the leader of the greatest band of all time
Blasted from a plane,
Heading back home to the u s a
The people gathered all around the radio
To hear the transmissions from the devil?s soul
Locked and stunned and sick and cold

Toasting to their hero
Toasting to their hero
Toasting to their hero
A toast to their dead hero

The underground is overcrowded (4 times)

The people gathered all around the radio
To hear the transmissions from the devil?s soul
Locked and stunned and sick and cold

Toasting their dead hero
Toasting their dead hero
Toasting their dead hero
A toast to thier dead hero