- (Talkin' 'Bout My) Carcinogeneration
Sometimes I'm feeling lonely Sometimes my edges fray The weather's cold and miserable I feel a little grey But I know of a secret place That helps me clear my h...
- Anyone But You
I'm sorry I hurt you I didn't mean to make you cry Even when I've got the best intentions Sometimes I always find the wrong thing to say But I'll change my ways...
- Best Of Friends
Was I sick on your couch? I can't quite remember, didn't mean to offend you At least I'm not as bad as last week That is, according to rumour And the list of fo...
- Love Is Lame
Picture this twelfth century couple: Abelard and Heloise She was a pupil, he was her teacher when they contracted love's disease By play-lunch they'd had a pash...
- No One Cares
When I was just a little girl My mother sat my down and told me all about the world She said, "Gerry, there'll be times when things just don't go your way And w...
- Penis Envy
I don't want children, I belch with gusto I watch the cricket and I understand the off-side rule When there's a toilet around I just piss on the ground 'cause I...
- The Birthday Song
What a special day You are turning ten today We've got balloons and party pies And lots of pretty things Look at all your friends And the presents that they sen...