[Kool Keith] Yeah, the 14th song on the album Yeah Kool Keith My flow is cut even like Steve Harvey's toupee Ask Tech & Sway Christmas all year long, I will ba...

[Reverand Tom - Kool Keith] Carole Lewis, may you rest in peace Here today, we are giving a wake Reverand Tom, and a lot of you other people out there in the s...

[Kool Keith:] Oh~! No Kooooooooooooooooool, Keith The Personal Album Been there, before where you're tryin to go You're not the main attraction, why you actin...

Ultramagnetic [Ced Gee] Yo whassup yo We in the Ultra lab man We got this beat rollin man We might as well start this Chorus Line, y'all with that? [Tim Dog]...

[Kool Keith: voice lowered] Report to the Commi$$ion, yeah! The motherfucker's in the house Black mask knahmsayin long coat trench~! Bitch rapper female rapper...

[Kool Keith: voice lowered] Busta gon' always make that good club jam But I'ma make bitches and niggaz excited, get gross on the toilet Chicks catch a relapse, ...

Baby bab-ayyy, you feel it la-dayy Can you feel it? Built to last, I'ma reduce competition Stretched like a G-string stay in that ass Eliminate your words you ...

New! Two-thousand-one {*DJ scratches: "Kool Keith"* Baddest, MC! {*"Kool Keith"* Keith Baddest, MC! {*"Kool Keith"* Keith Keith Baddest, MC! {*"Kool Keith"...

(feat Jacky Jasper & Marc Live) Yeah, the diesel truckers, with, Kool Keith Marc Live, Jacky Jasper We come international, and rational [Kool Keith] I saw th...

Yeah, two-thousand-two I don't hear you no more The K-double-O-L, the K-E-I-T-H Check it out I trust talent, whattup Flex, JoJo and K-Ci put me on next Eightee...

f/ Jacky Jasper Funky, yeah baby! Blackula, spectacular Blackula, bust at ya, spectacular, Blackula Blackula, bust at ya Blackula, spectacular [Kool Keith] B...

[Kool Keith:] New York City, Bronx Bob Boss, Bob Boss, Bob Boss, Bob Boss [Chorus: x2] Bob Boss, Bob Boss, Bob Boss, Bob Boss [Kool Keith:] Critics wait fo...

That's right y'all, the K double-O L, K-E-I-T-H (South Bronx) I'm in here, I'm a let you know (I started rappin') I can tell you can't rap, look at your engine...

[Kool Keith] + (Girl) Yeah I saw you (I see you too) I peeped you out (oh you watchin me?) I know where you go (no you don't) I'm watchin you (so you say) (but,...

(feat Bushman) [Bushman:] I'ma have to take this to the motherfuckin ghetto-ass summit man There's a lot of fake-ass motherfuckers claimin they ratin shit on m...

[Kool Keith] Yeah baby I just filled that Peterbilt from a 36 state run Long haul, carrying lumber [Chorus: Kool Keith] Can I buy you a drink? You look prett...

[Kool Keith] Clayborne Family [Chorus] Can I touch ya butt girl? Can I squeeze ya butt girl? Can I feel ya butt girl? Can I touch it? Can I touch ya butt g...

(feat Marc Live) [Intro] Yeah! This goes out to all you fake-ass motherfuckers doin your bullshit-ass parties (yeah, we in here) You motherfuckers are fake, ...

[Kool Keith: talking] Yeah All you ladies walkin around in the clu With them fake engagement rings on Acting like you married The Captain is here We shall repo...

[Kool Keith:] Baby this is Keith, but not SWEAT I wanna tell you how I feel about you How I rub my fingers through your pretty hair Tell you how I really feel ...

New York City Want me tell you the style that's goin on right now? Girl I caught you last night You're only 19 or 20, tryin to hide Sittin in the back of a rest...

[Kool Keith] Yeah, straight from the ranch Motion Man {*echoes* J Reno, Kool Keith {*echoes* Kool Keith I used to rock a booty butt banger with a hanger Snap ...

[Reverand Tom] New Line Cinema, presents the Dark Road Starring, Jean Claude Van Damme With Wesley Snipes, Morgan Freeman, Kool Keith Robin Williams, with spec...

[Reverand Tom - Kool Keith] Talk digital, all galactic iMax, start space Demon of three dimension intro-respection Shake the one The rap flow since the Scoob p...

Kool KEITH! Lost Masters Part 2, you got Part 1 Part 2 yeah [Keith randomly computerizes his voice - this may not be accurate] I'm in danger of the tricks for...

[Kool Keith] Yo Kool Keith And Kutmusta - the funky redneck - Kurt Platinum rich! Rollin, rollin All systems go! [Chorus: Kool Keith] Diesel truckers, truck...

(feat MC Dopestyle) Yeah, headin across country Ain't no stoppin Diesel truckin baby - poppin No-Doz for nights Lookin out the tight skirts rollin up the turn...

Yeah girl I've been checkin out big willie keith He been trickin a lot of bills on me Mmm-hmm! I think i'ma show him somethin tonight A lap dance I would say Ye...

[Kool Keith] Hey, Dr Octagon You know how it is When you're in the bathtu I'm there, to give you the Oil of Olay To rub it all over your head Dr Octagon, proct...

(Back in the 70's, it was all about drugs) Tie my arm up at night between shows Takin soda tops off of soda pops I used to be up all night in the living room s...

Two-thousand-two, worldwide! Everywhere International Yeah, I used to come on the block, and many girls would jock Trojans and rubbers on dashboards, and lips ...

Yo I ain't hearin nothin, Kool Keith in the place I'ma be all up in your face Yo, I'ma tell you, I don't wanna hear what you got to say [Kool Keith] 'Gwan fro...

Kool Keith Checkin' out of the Venetian Hotel That's right, flight to Africa Mastercharge, yeah Extravagant traveler, Puerto Rico out to Africa Extravagant tra...

So what you got your first deal? Who you signed with, nigga? Epic? Def Jam? I don't give a fuck if you're with Warner Bros Who you signed with, nigga? Muthafuck...

[Kool Keith] Yeah, Kool Keith Oh yeah [Chorus: Kool Keith singing] Girl you know my name in all directions The way I feel about you Honey can take that, secr...

Now here's a funky beat, my rhyme is updated, For soft Ducks, I played it, once, A biter jumped on it, Girls got stupid, freaks humped on it, And from the back,...

[Kool Keith:] Dark voice, space choice T-Mobile text vexed and you think you're in a competitive mode Who's the wussy they can't be fly droppin a verse with a ...

[Reverand Tom - Kool Keith] I stay in Office Depot and Staples Pack up my pens and paper, keep rollin more yellow pad I get mega sonic on you niggaz, beta soni...

[Chorus 2x] Freaks get naked, freaks get naked Freaks get naked baby, freaks get naked baby [Verse 1] Girl I feel the way you love me, hold me at night and h...

[Flavor Flav] I can't hear nuttin though Alright, where you want me to start at? Aiyyo you can kill the music then Yo, check one two, check one two in the plac...

[Kool Keith] Yeah When I dunk across When I show you the bowl When I show you the floor G-A-M-E, spells game You know the bass is out, you ain't got game I'm ...

Get off my elevator! (Security will escort you out the building) Get off my elevator! (That woman is very nosey) I choose my subjects, personal man, that's wha...

On on [repeats] (It's been a code blue! It's been a code blue~! Comin from The Commi$$ion department!) [Kool Keith:] You're not the proven worth it You're wor...

Yeah yeah yeah! Tri-state area Live in New Jersey, and motherfuckin Giant Stadium Live for the first time, live on stage the motherfuckin Commi$$ion Ladies and ...

[Kool Keith] Tina called, she naked over here Angie called, she naked over here Monica called, she naked over here Evelyn called, she naked over here Terry cal...

[Kool Keith:] Yeah, that's real (I've got all the candles lit) Kool Keith baby, from the Bronx, New York You know I miss you right? I really care about you, mor...

(You know the outcome) Girl you know the game, and when you start to run Who is this new guy, thinkin he's funky He ain't nothin, girl you know [Kool Keith] ...

[Kool Keith] The date - summer, August 25th You was transferred from Riker's Island to Attica State Prison Gina, Thompson I told you you shouldn'ta went out t...

(Oh yea, Kool Keith baby) [Chorus - 2X] Girls want you to suck them clits, they want you Girl want you to suck them tits, they want you Women wanna suck you ...

{*girl moans in the background* Yo Keith, yo this is Mark yo I got this fine-ass bitch in the Pelican right now suckin my dick and lickin my ass on the drum ma...

[M-Balmer] It's like a million cars deep, in this cemetary I'm dressed in black, high heels, black veil, and a strap Homies sheddin tears about it, reminscin O...

Two-thousand-three baby, Kool Keith, I'm up in here Very different - and he wants to talk to you Admire his immaturity Took you away to better places Brazil, C...

Ahh Undatakerz [Verse One: Thee Undatakerz] Man I got my wet stick ready, machete and devil mask Movin through yo' neighborhood I snatch up your ghetto pass A...

[Kool Keith:] Kool, Keith Baby did you cook anything tonight? What's in the frying pan? Oh~! You made that salsa huh? Oh that tastes good, put me some in there...

[Kool Keith:] (Classic!) Yeah, this what I like to do on my off time (Kool Keith~!) A lot of people, they get too complex (Too complex) I just like to do someth...

Yo, you're lying He's lying and she's lying My man over there he's lying You know what? you're building up a bunch of lies Straight lies You got mad guns? I d...

[kool keith] Yo yo yo Worldwide, worldwide Kool keith in bronx housing Ninety-nine, 2000 As we get biz, yeah I'ma let you have it Let's do this Yo, my life is...

[Kool Keith] Yo yo yo Worldwide, worldwide Kool Keith in Bronx housing Ninety-nine, 2000 As we get biz, yeah I'ma let you have it Let's do this Yo, my life is...

[Chorus: Kool Keith] I drop money down, now get that money girl (ahh) I drop money down, now get that money girl (ahh) I drop money down, now get that money gi...

[Kool Keith] Yeah! Live from the Staples Center in Los Angeles, California Y'know this is a song I wrote from the heart Too much _I Love Lucy_ kid, you think...

Yeah two-thousand three! (I wanna play with you baby) Brand new (Can you touch me? Won't you hold me?) K-double-O-L, Keith (Can you talk to me? Cause I'm lonely...

[Singing] Oooooh girl, I need you I really need you-hooooo I want you to be that one for meee - I want you to beee I want you, I want you-ooooh - yeahh I want ...

People! You're stuck in nineteen seventy-four witcha boring producers Your videos are boring, same girls singin Everybody tryin to be George Clinto and Jimi He...

[Kool Keith: with echo effect] (Dan-ger) Kool Keith! You know it's me again [Verse 1:] Black tie affair (dan-ger) girl you better be there Wit'cha sparkle dre...

[kool keith] Voicemail, pagers These are the things that robots carry To get they hair done Eyes made up Difference effects to their bodies Sometimes, too many...

[Kool Keith] VoiceMail, pagers These are the things that robots carry to get they hair done Eyes made up Difference effects to their bodies Sometimes, too many...

[Kool Keith] This is the intro Why are you looking hard with a hood on and Timberland boots staring at me for one hour - - when you could walk up and shake my ...

[Kool Keith] Yeah I'm finished workin on the project already The hype prolonged it, you couldn't handle the deadline Your team wasn't ready, you tried a pop dir...

[Kool Keith:] Yeah, global worldwide Kool Keith It gotta be that way! [x3] Girl I'm lookin at you with sheer honesty Baby fall in love with me, show me, hono...

I used to be at Mars with Flex; now everything changed He was the only one in the room DJing - empty room He was cool back then, used to talk to niggaz Now he c...

[Kool Keith] I murder raps perhaps you come and get on serious to spit on, flow on, double tracks and go on Switch up the beat, practice tactics girls who bore...

[Mr Whitefolks] Hey y'all what's happenin you understand me? You know who the fuck this is This is Mr Motherfuckin Whitefolks, you understand me? About to hit ...

Kool Keith] Yeah rappers spread your cheeks Pull your panties down Take your wig off let me see your bald head That's right I got you on Kodak Your pictures...

Kool Keith, back with a special report from CNN With the most and latest design from Sputnik, futnik [Verse One] Chemicals and usages, gastric juices-es NASA'...

[Kool Keith] Yeah, motherfuckin Kool Keith I'm doin this motherfucker I'ma get in this motherfucker I'm worser than chocolate Ex-Lax kid I'll blow out your ass...

[porno movie sex scene for the first 0:29] [Kool Keith:] The world gon' criticize, talk Lean over with a trenchcoat Cross they arm like Peter Falk Inspect my ...

[Kool Keith:] See, it's not for everybody But New York got these certain type of girls See I'm not the problem You don't put Keith in your mouth You look mad, ...

[Kool Keith] Yeah Every morning I wake up, lookin in the mirror I am, the original Black Elvis That's right when you see me, with my wig to the side wearin my ...

[Kool Keith:] (Everybody know that) the lyrical king (Everybody know that) lyrical king (Everybody know that shit) the lyrical king (Everybody know that) lyrica...

[Kool Keith] Yeah, 7th Vail (7th Vail) Kool Keith, the prince of New York My man H-Bom Like no other My breed is no other The world fashion instructor New wave ...

Yeah, 2003 Big Lou and company Macks, Peterbilts, GMC's, white freight liners Volvos, Marlins, Internationals Eighteen wheels, we do deals Major fake baller cl...

[Kool Keith] Yeah, when I drop the cross When I show you the boss When I show you the off MANE, spells mane [Kool Keith] You know the bass is out, you comin ...

Yeah (He's the master of the game) From the South Bronx I've been doin' this (All the girls know his name) All the way from the Northeast to the west Down Sout...

Hey girl, you frontin on that phone That cellular phone ain't workin What's that? Pre-paid, from J&J And your voice mail is off, cause I called you So you're ...

(feat Fat Hed) Yeah, Kool Keith, with special guests We comin through [Chorus] [KK] My mental mental mental side effects [FH] Without a flaw we give you more ...

[Verse One: Thee Undatakerz] Step to the altar as a sacrificial lam When you enter 12 o'clock, on the dot, bet he drops in the center of a star sided circle pe...

Party at the morgue Party at the morgue Party over there! [Verse One: Reverand Tom - Kool Keith] Women know the flame, I can't shame your fame We bought the b...

(feat Marc Live) [Kool Keith] Yes Aww yeah Navigation defect Boost out the maximum motherfuckin power X-ray log intruder, what's the control? There's your num...

Yeah a message to the NBA ("well that's alright") The National, Basketball, Association We begin ("well that's alright") Your man is a tourin nigga, six-foot-e...

"And the Rockets in the penalty, and that's one of the things we talked about earlier For a guy who you can see now is one of the greatest stars of the league, ...

[Chorus: singer - repeat 4X] Are you sure you wanna go, to New York City (New York City) [Kool Keith] New York City's finest, the added attraction next to yo...

[Chorus: Kool Keith - repeat 2X] No stress, cholesterol, high blood pressure Blow your asshole out like Vanessa [Kool Keith] I'ma jerk off on your little Cas...

[Kool Keith] Kool Keith in the house Y'all on that Enquirer, Crispin Judd, Ben Affleck bling I don't care about all that new band on the Spin cover Can't sing,...

C'mon, like that y'all C'mon, like that y'all (Party in the morgue) like that y'all (Party in the morgue) like that y'all C'mon (Party in the morgue) like that...

[repeat 8X] Party in the morgue Party in the morgue (party in the morgue) party in the morgue (party in the) Party in the morgue (party in the morgue) party i...

unlabelled bonus track appearing after "Lovely Lady" [Kool Keith] Yeah I like that little leopard furry outfit I love it You gonna get pregnant wearin that Put...

[Kool Keith:] Honey what's up, this is Kool Keith Gonna take you on vacation Get your bags ready, I'll call you in 2 hours Baby you look good under the tripod...

Kool Keith: One of the greatest Italian restaurants I go here all the time Me and my wife we love this place Uh, lemme get my book outta my briefcase To let you...

(feat Donny V) [Intro:] Ha ha, yeah! Got'cha man Bobby Grind Donny V, the man Donny V The Commission is back [Donny V:] Donny V, opens the question, I'm rap...

[Reverand Tom - Kool Keith] Reverand Tom! (Praise the Lord!) Everybody with the straw hats (yes amen) Everybody with the black tight suits on Everybody with t...