Robert Perry (Robert Perry) Bronx! (Bronx!) Manhattan (Manhattan) Queens (Queens) Staten Island (Staten Island) Brooklyn! (Brooklyn!) Across the George Washingt...

[Kool Keith:] You don't wanna fuck around when I strike at piss range You know the verses I come at you, this strange When I bring the headaches and upset stoma...

[Kool Keith: slowed down] The Commi$$ioner The motherfuckin Commi$$ioner Again~! I'm detrimental to your house like a restaurant with rat turds on the shelf fr...

We built the robot, called Voltron Who will replace the music industry in ten years We're working on him right now [Chorus] Everybody sound the same Everybody...

[Kool Keith] Yeah, straight from the ranch Motion Man {*echoes*} J Reno, Kool Keith {*echoes*} Kool Keith I used to rock a booty butt banger with a hanger Sna...

[Kool Keith:] Yeah Tacoma Seattle police Had to come get my bags right in front of Hooters The whole restaurant watchin But I'm here I will find my prey Intern...

[Motion Man] Yeah I'm tellin you, it's really bad out there People out there they doin too much You guys are lucky I don't have my finger over the button Cause...

[Kool Keith:] Sexy girl! Okay-double-oh-L, Keith Sexy girl! Sexy, sexy~! Sexy girl! Sexy, sexy~! Sexy girl! Sexy girl in sheer panties, I'm the driver in your...

[Kool Keith] Yeah, Kool Keith baby, I'm laid back I'm laid back - I'm just chillin Yo I'm in the tub y'knahmsayin That lingerie looks good you got on That's rig...

Bronx, Brooklyn, Queens Manhattan, Staten Island Keith! In the house [Kool Keith] It ain't about the bitch with a wig like she comin from China Y'all fronted...

[Kool Keith slowed: x2] Shit stains, that's what they are No charisma, you'll never be a star [Kool Keith with continued voice modulation:] I told you before...

featuring 'Noggin Nodders' [Kool Keith] I'm known to fence ya with my black mask MC's go to hell [Noggin Nodders] And I'm the obtuse and acute guy I'm kno...

Remove your clothes Take off your clothes (Strip!) [3x] [Kool Keith] Out the shower, we butt-naked Cash and ass, we don't fake it Measuring tape, by four she...

[Kool Keith] Red carpet, take your pictures motherfucker (Take yo' picture motherfucker) That's right Motherfuckin chaffeur (motherfucker) Drivin a motherfuckin...

[Kool Keith] Yo, Kool Keith Bronx in the house Y'all know how to ill, I'ma take you to the real Challenge the ill, brother to God You just a ancestor, you know...

(feat Jojo) [Keith: voice lowered] It's the motherfuckin Commi$$ion AKA Piscadon, piss went on Ride to see Lon, pump devestating rollin with Devon The flow c...

[Kool Keith] This is a message - yeah To all you jheri curl, cats - SOLAR - yknahmsayin? You Chic kids, seventy-four niggaz, SEVENTY-FOUR niggaz Fuck that I re...

[Kool Keith] I wanna talk about Hollywood mon, y'know? [Chorus] Everybody's leasin, dey frontin Car payments, dey wantin Everybody's on the phone, dey someth...

[Kool Keith] There's more whack shit than a lil' bit Motherfuckin football players tryin to rhyme Basketball niggaz, fuck the rap game, don't waste your time St...

Yeah Supergalactic lover Supergalactic lover I was your boyfriend girl lieutenant lover flight commander Member of the air force, remember when I bought you a...

Yeah! Kool Keith Black Sil (yeah yeah) and company! As we party two-zero-zero-zero [Kool Keith] Step in coat check, vocal supreme sound perfect You wack man, h...

[Kool Keith] New Nancy Des Rose [Nancy Rose] Keith you gon' hold this track down for me? I'm goin upstairs to change, I gotta get on stage Aight? I'll be back ...

[Kool Keith:] Coming Thursday, at the New Orleans Superdome With special attraction, Kool Keith Straight from the Bronx, New York City Tickets, go on sale now ...

[Kool Keith] Kool Keith Way before down South (way before down South) Hip-Hop in Chicago (hip-hop, in Chicago) Rap on the West coast (rap on the West, rap on t...

Whassup baby? C'mere let me feel your pussy a lil' bit Turn around, that's right Let me see that pretty ass Lean over Let me put a little grease in your ass Kna...

{*phone rings*} Hello? This Keith, you're all by yourself? {*out of service tone*} [Kool Keith] Girl you're about to take a shower Get in the bathtub, get you...

Motherfucker I'm Kool Keith, motherfucker I'm cursin You know I'm the type of guy to piss and throw shit in your face if you're the right person I don't give a ...

Feed me feed me [Verse One: Thee Undatakerz] Got bloody bodies all around me, I'm chewin out on somebody's flesh I love the smell of rotten corpse like maggot...

[Rev Tom] I'm here with the Funeral Director [Fun Dir] Mmmm-hmm [Rev Tom] He wants to tell people about, a lot of his records [Fun Dir] Mmmm-hmm! [Rev Tom] ...

{kool keith on the phone} Hello -- did cathy come in today, or what? I'm startin to not, to like, what's she's doin at me She's not on time, you know her hair a...

{Kool Keith on the phone} Hello -- did Cathy come in today, or what? I'm startin to not, to like, what's she's doin at me She's not on time, you know her hair a...

[Chorus: Reverand Tom singing] Ooooooooooooohhhh I see the night, the moment, for the reason of the crying For the dying I feel belief in what we all be trying...

[Kool Keith] I know the game bro, I count the same dough PI style, gators with the Kangol I move on the floor, hit the towel, same flow 60 minutes on stage, sp...

Yeah! Kool Keith, Diesel Truckers Kutmasta Kurt, c'mon! It's real big, brand new! Yeah Trunk funk for the Jeeps baby Let's roll out, let's go! [Kool Keith] ...

[22 seconds of overlapping samples] [Roscoe] I'm hot as Hades, I drive a Mercedes Chromed out, leavin niggaz in awe when it bone out Big dawg with his bone ou...

[Kool Keith:] The rap game has changed You got four different types of promoters The luxury promoter, the hustler promoter, and the alternative promoter Of cour...

[Kool Keith] Yeah! There's a lot of people They can't go outside They can't walk nowhere They can't hang nowhere All they got to do is ride around with tinted ...

[Kool Keith: heavily modulated] Anybody see Lyrical? Have anybody seen Lyrical? Anybody seen Lyrical? Has anybody seen Lyrical? Is that yo' best 16 bars you s...

[Kool Keith] Whassup? Whassup why don'tcha get your feet off my couch Have some respect when you come in my house (I'm trying to talk to you lady) Y'knahmsayin?...

[Kool Keith] New York City (K double-O L) y'know, y'know (Keith Productions) two step, two step girl Two step, two step! Two step, two step girl Two step, two s...

{*woman moaning in background*} [Kool Keith] Whassup baby, this is Keith I want you to take this picture Want you to stand right over there That's right, turn...

[Kool Keith: voice lowered] Bench press nine tons Bench press [23 seconds of porno movie dialogue] [Keith: voice lowered] See when I come and rap they can't...

* bonus track starts 3:11 into track 17 [record company flunkie] Yeah I don't think Keith's gonna show up to the meeting y'all See Keith's the type of artist ...

[Kool Keith] Don't hurt 'em - don't hurt 'em Kool Keith yeah New York City in the house California in the house Texas in the house Miami in the house Forget s...

{*car tires squealing, car crashes*} {*some screams, "ahhhhhhhhhhhh!"*} [Kool Keith] Yeah Right down the aisle Kool Keith and the Ol' Dirty for Mankind [Ol' ...

[Esham] 3-1-3, D-E-T, NYC Detroit up in this motherfucker! Esham and Kool Keith Ass, and titties, hundreds and fiddies Me and Kool Keith macked them hoes from...

Now you famous but guess what? You can't go outside [Chorus] You can't walk outside with your girl in the rain You can't walk outside with your girl in the ra...

[Kool Keith] Girls, I'm slappin 'em up Pimp smackin 'em up, anger management President, better than ediment{?} Sweetness by slickness you with this You witness...