He's often quiet
When it comes to meeting strangers
And some laugh at his nickname "Midnight Ranger"
Cuz he sits on the hood all alone
He rest his foot upon the chrome
Cuz to him this ride
Has been his only home
Now the Ranger's pride
Has always been his honor
It's been challenged from North Cook
To Benton Harbor
And tonight the words down the line
He'll blow his engine one last time
In the one place that he can ever be
Cuz he is the last drag racer ever seen
Well the flag Queen, drag Queen
Drops her silk laced panties
And the challenger flips ranger off
And he just raised the anti
He takes the throttle down to the floor
And blankets smoke upon the roar
In the one place that he can ever be
Cuz he is the last drag racer ever seen
It's late at night
And the Ranger wonders
And down a darken strip
His mind ponders
Is this the alone home he'll know
Will there be any other place to go
In this one place that he can ever be
Cuz he is the last drag racer ever seen