Get yourself an image
And a nice wee slogan
Without a clue
Into what you're enrolling
But you seek approval
And that of a man
That's why you're not in
The same league as I am
Reveal your hardcore past
And get into the press
And get your story straight
For your prepared test

You think that it's all new
And it's something to say
Maybe someone should tell
You've gone around it the wrong way

Oh no there's nothing wrong
Everything's all good
Forget what's been fought for
Glamour won't hide the truth
Just you forget the facts
It's more fun to tease
The only ones you influence
Are the naive
So once you're out the charts
How will your message fare
What happens in 2k
Let's face it you just don't care

It's a tabloid thing
I wouldn't understand
Don't know the make-up
Of a very different man
He wants his inches
Filled with your idle talk
He loves to stare
He loves to stare