and the man keeps sayin do you take this woman
to be your awful wedded wife heh, heh

and then i started thinkin about no more winkin
at the pretty little gals a-boppin by
no more dancin and new romancin
lord, it made me want to sit down and cry
aw, no pool shootin and a rootin and a-tootin
with the boys if i take you for my wife
i cant go no place, i gotta look at your face
for the rest of my dog gone life
this is it

ah, honey, what am i doin here in the first place
you knooooooow i dont go for this marraige bit
i was only kiddin hahahahahahaha
and theres your daddy sittin over there with a shotgun
layin across his lap
and a big smile on his ugly face
and the man keeps sayin are you gonna take this woman or aintcha

well, then i started thinkin about no more winkin
at the pretty little gals a-boppin by
no more dancin and new romancin
lord, it made me want to sit down and cry
aw, no pool shootin and a rootin and a-tootin
with the boys if i take you for my wife
i cant go no place, i gotta look at your face
for the rest of my dog gone life
this is it

honey, whats this jazz about love, honor, and obey
that cats talkin to me heheheh
and look at all these good lookin bride maids standin around, heh
hellllllo, baaaby
and the man in charge keeps sayin looky here,
do you take this woman or dontcha

well, then i started thinkin about no more winkin
at the pretty little gals a-boppin by
no more dancin and new romancin
lord, it made me want to sit down and cry
aw, no pool shootin and a rootin and a-tootin
with the boys if i take you for my wife
i cant go no place, i gotta look at your face
for the rest of my dog gone life
this is it