He knows just what you think
Its clearer than dust in the eyes
A plastic folder, a mentor to
well obviously make you despair
you don't know nothing
he's hard enough to matter
you wont understand
about Shamus's life A dream that has no matter

He Shamus, he would do anything
to get his 15 minutes of fame
He was born in Aldershot
He's ready for war
to obtain celebrities, to do anything at all

He's ambitious, believe me he's gonna be big
A maid of manor, a phone to bladder
he makes up his wardrobe of sticks
don't call him perverted
he's neither known then you'll eva guess
Imaginably ruff, when the going gets tough
finding pictures in the press

He Shamus, he would do anything
to get his 15 minutes of fame
He was born in Aldershot
He's ready for war
to obtain celebrities, to do anything at all

Anything Anything Anything at all, Anything Anything Anything at all
Anything Anything Anything at all, Anything Anything Anything at all

He told them he loved them
I can tell you they were not impressed
Well if this don't amuse you
maybe he'll seduce you
you'll never want to see him undressed

He Shamus, he would do anything
to get his 15 minutes of fame
He was born in Aldershot
He's ready for war
to obtain celebrities, to do anything at all
He Shamus, he would do anything
to get his 15 minutes of fame
He was born in Aldershot
He's ready for war
to obtain celebrities, he'll do anything
with anyone, and absolutely
do anything
with anyone at all