Once there was this kid who
Got into an accident and couldn't come to school
But when he finally came back
His hair had turned from black to bright white
He said that it was frome when
The cars had smashed so hard

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Once there was this girl who
Wouldn't go and change whith the girls in the change room
But when they finally mad her
They saw birthmarks all over her body
She couldn't quit explain it
They'd always just been there

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But both girl and boy were glad
'cause one kid had it wors than that

'Cause then there was this boy whose
Parents mad him come directly home right after school
And when they went to thier church
The shook and lurched all over the church floor
He couldn't quit explain it
They'd always just gone there

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