What is up I don't want to lie
I never liked science or bill nye
I don't know what's next so I'll keep a beet
I like grilled cheese and rotting meat

Growin' up I was a trobled kid
I don't know why I did the things I did
When my mom would tell me it's time for bed
I would jump up and put a fork in her head
But then one day I was walkin' to school
A man came up by the public pool
He said hey little boy, wanna swim
I said ok and then I joined him

I had a dream, like never before
I saw Bill cosby standing in my door
He said son, I know what you think
You gotta buy your women a lot of mink
But that's not true, you gotta do more
Women, can leave a man poor

How am I gonna concentrate when 300 mad spartans are running around with fake abbs and speedos
Who could concentrate during such madness